I was raised liberal. In a sea of extended family members that touted conservatism and gun ownership, my mother and I remained the black sheep of our family - an anomaly. For most of my life I had some pretty standard liberal views, obviously climate change is a thing, pro-choice, pro-affirmative action, anti-dogmatic religion, pro-renewable… Continue reading Just Because You’re a Liberal Doesn’t Mean You’re Tolerant
I recently decided to invest my very little time into another fucking hobby, 'cause apparently I don't have enough. (Another thing to fill up my time to avoid the existential DREAD. AMIRITE?!) I legit don't even watch Netflix anymore. WHAT HAS BECOME OF ME. So now I spend most of my time spinning in circles… Continue reading Things I Learned This Week
For real though, Christmas is truly my favourite holiday. And I really can't get down with the give-me-xanax-cause-my-family-has-unresolved-issues-that-come-out-when-we-all-get-together-and-drink bullshit. (So don't even start with me, Linda.) It's a great time where everyone is happy (or forcing themselves to be) and everything is adorned with twinkly lights and magic is EVERYWHERE. If I could, I'd put… Continue reading Christmas is the Best … Usually.
I gotta be honest, up front. I'm not overly seasoned in the dating pool. Since like ... high school, I've only had to meet three sets of in-laws (I think). Regardless, I'm here to tell you that I'm a professional at impressing in-laws since all the ones I've had to meet adored me. Which is… Continue reading So You Have to Meet the In-Laws…
Since I'm evidently in the realm of arrogant life advice, I thought I'd keep that trend rolling with something that came to me recently. In light of all kinds of circumstances, unfortunate realities and just day-to-day bullshit, I've adopted a new mantra (which you should adopt too) called "It's not your fault but it is… Continue reading It’s Not Your Fault, but it is Your Job
Ladies and gentlemen. We have found ourselves at a unique and unprecedented time in our collective human history. Our grandchildren and great-grandchildren will look back at this monumental time and wonder ... why the FUCK we let a racist, misogynistic, spray-tanned orangutan run for President of The United States. I'm not sure when American politics turned… Continue reading Worst People Wednesday: Trump and His Trumpettes