My teenage angst will never die. I'm sure of it. I can't wait to have miniature version of myself so I can download all my complexes, joys and irritations on this small being that bears a copy of my DNA. With some alterations to it of course. That's why you have kids right? To properly… Continue reading Wake up. Please.
People of WordPress, it's been a little over a month since I started the diet that I was sure would kill me, slowly, from the inside out. What would I do without sugar I thought? What would I do without BREAD? Fuck I love bread. I'm here to give you an update. And the update… Continue reading Overwhelmingly, Annoyingly Happy
A little while back we were having a fire "issue" here in Southern Alberta. (Map here if you failed geography class.) For the most part, my hubby and I didn't really have cause to worry as we weren't close to any of them and our friends and family weren't either. Except for one weekend, when… Continue reading I’m Not a Good Apocalypse Partner
We moved last weekend, and due to a lying, thieving internet service provider, we were without internet for the first week we lived here. Which actually wasn't THAT bad because we spent time unpacking instead of power bingeing Netflix. Regardless, moving is pretty much the worst. What a great way to be confronted with the… Continue reading Moving is the Worst.
The creative process is hard, and I feel like everyone talks about it like it's this elusive, sexy, ever-evolving, ah-MAZE-ing thing that creative thinkers and doers are happy to be at the mercy of. They all guffaw at how sometimes she's a pesky bitch and how they have to coax her out of her shell,… Continue reading Fruit Flies are the Young, Gay Twinks of the Bug World