I live in Southern Alberta y'all (picture below for those who failed geography), which might confuse you since I say y'all constantly. Maybe my heart is in Texas, who knows. Here in Alberta we can have some pretty harsh winters - and every year is the same. Apparently, (according to CBC) the winters here in… Continue reading Winter Amnesia
The relationship I have with my mother is an incredibly close one. So close in fact, that it often makes people noticeably squirmy the first time they have to endure a conversation with us. These conversations usually end up disintegrating into topics of butt hole bleaching and how to not fall off when you're on… Continue reading Like Mother, Like Daughter. Unfortunately.
What a tragedy some say, that a 400 pound endangered, majestic animal was shot in the name of saving a four-year-old child. How absent and neglectful the mother must have been for allowing her child to find himself inside of this enclosure that houses a massive, wild animal. Brought to you by: thousands of people… Continue reading Harambe: The Latest Internet Catastrophe