I told Twitter that I binge ate 15 cookies today, and they totally didn't judge me. Which is crazy because I judged me, so why not them? I've found myself sneaking around as of late, hoarding cookies and other sugar-based goods like it's communist Russia and I'm on food rations. I've never experienced cravings for… Continue reading Dear Diet: I’m Over You.
People of WordPress, it's been a little over a month since I started the diet that I was sure would kill me, slowly, from the inside out. What would I do without sugar I thought? What would I do without BREAD? Fuck I love bread. I'm here to give you an update. And the update… Continue reading Overwhelmingly, Annoyingly Happy
Being a better person? That's not your thing! Is probably what you're saying to yourself. But it's time. I mean, I'm just talking about my body here. I haven't even delved into emotional baggage or spiritual disconnectedness, but I DON'T WANT TO BORE YOU. I'm just getting to the age where I'm starting to be fully… Continue reading Adventures in Being a Better Person
Stock photos give me life. Look at these fucking assholes. See that chick on the far right? You know she be thinkin' about the D. I love them. So much so, I'll spend entirely too much time surfing google images to find painfully bad ones that are available for PURCHASE and on super-serious websites. Usually, the… Continue reading Stock Photos: You’re Doing It Wrong