Hold on to Your Tits Oprah, I’m Comin’ For Ya!

I have several hobbies. While I like to wax poetic and tell myself that I have so many hobbies because they're all various mediums for telling stories. However, some percentage of my psyche knows that if I have more hobbies, the percentage of one vaulting me into unmitigated success goes up. So, next time you… Continue reading Hold on to Your Tits Oprah, I’m Comin’ For Ya!

On Being a Patient

By all accounts, I'm a pretty awkward person. That is until we break that metaphorical barrier when we go out together and I have one to many Alabama Slammers and lose all sense of personal space and volume control. But, under normal circumstances, I'm pretty strange. I like to fill the silence with awkward conversation… Continue reading On Being a Patient