One Time I Took a Tab of Acid and Turned Into the Most Primal Version of Myself

If I could go back in time and wag my very judge-y finger in my woefully, unprepared face, I would have. Unfortunately for me, I was just arrogant enough (and also the right amount of drunk) to think that I could handle the impending 18 hours that come alongside an entire tab of acid. Unfortunate,… Continue reading One Time I Took a Tab of Acid and Turned Into the Most Primal Version of Myself

A Dark and Terrible Secret

I have a deep, dark, and shameful secret. It's one that I don't tell just anyone. But, I know I have a problem, and the first step to recovery is admitting you have a problem. I. Love. The Twilight Movies.  (Queue women dropping dish-ware everywhere.) I know. I know. If you want to forever un-subscribe… Continue reading A Dark and Terrible Secret